Questions & Answers

We will expand this section as soon as we see patterns & repeatedly incoming annoying questions. But for now, its this:

Question:

Why do you only provide Europe with Your fantastic products? Is there any chance to get hold of them outside Europe?

Answer:

Unfortunatly, there are no plans for expanding in the near future. We are fresh out like a bat from the cave and like to get experience first, so we are sticking with Europe for now.

However, our intention is to provide the rest of the world with our stuff. Maybe with some help from folks on the other side of the water. Or maybe we can manage it all by ourselfs. So hang on, its on the agenda. But it will take some time.

Question:

Shipping & taxes push the price up. Why?

Answer:

Well, some stores split the cost and put 50% on products, 50% on shipping. Same with taxes. It ends up the same, but looks perhaps better in the chart?
We try to keep our product costs low, so we ended up with the cost for shipping by it self. Its not optimal, but if You can find some friendly hobos, like the mayor or so, You can make a joint order and get away with a lower shippingcost all over?

As we get a bit more experienced we plan to hand out some discountcodes, so look out for those. They will be announced on Instagram.

Question:

Your shop is diverse. Everything from classic, hilarious stuff with a twist, to what you can call propaganda. Where are you guys at, for real? Or are you guys real at all?

Answer:

Well, one thing does not exclude the other. Within some sort of decent frame, we figure. We do stuff we like to put out there. We do not expect all of our products on your x-mas list. But maybe some. Or to boil it down: Its popular to promote diversity, so we are doing our best helping out with that.

Question:

What about the quality of the products?

Answer:

Check out our in-depth analysis of UnisexClassic Tee | Gildan 5000 over here.

Question:

Why don´t you sell your awesome stuff on other platforms?

Answer:

We are slowly building our little empire but first priority is to make sure to correct mistakes and faults that may come along. That means we need a solid production partner, a reliable customer service and time for some learning by "trial and error". Adding other partners into this stew, for now, would probably mess shit up. So we decided on Big Cartel after checking alternatives. And needles to say: we are so far more than impressed with Big Cartel - all aspects.

Question:

Is it safe to order on-line from you?

Answer:

Yes. We collaborate with trustworthy companys with great reputation: BigCartel for production, shipping & returns and Stripe for secure online purchases/refunds.